This Is How Many People Have Sex In The Porta-Potties At Music Festivals

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This Many People Have Sex In The Porta-Potties At Music Festivals - Music Festival Sex Study                                                     

Maybe blame it on the hot sun and all those Lime-A-Ritas, but a new survey from online ticket marketplace TickPick looked at the sexual escapades of music festival attendees. Of the 1,000 festival-goers surveyed, 9.4 percent of people who’ve had sex at a festival did it in a porta-potty.                   

Just sit back for a minute and let that information sink in. Because I have so. Many. Questions. What happens if you take one wrong step and lose your footing? Do you just hold your breath the entire time? Do you just ignore the fact that the floor is covered in vomit and urine by like 11 a.m? What position do you even do?

But hey, everyone has their unique turn ons, right? (Still: gross, gross, gross.) 

That's among the one-third of concertgoers who fessed up to getting freaky at a festival. Aside from porta-potties, music lovers are answering the call of love in more private places, too. Most common locations: a tent (58.1 percent), car (48.4 percent) or RV/camper (20.3 percent). 

Then, there are those who don’t care if they need to de-pants in public: 28.4 percent do it in a field, 15.3 percent do it in a crowd, and 3.8 percent are so moved by the music, they do it in a dance tent. That’s probably why doggy style and standing up are the most preferred positions. Logistics matter, people.

When it comes to oral sex, 46.4 percent of attendees said they’ve done it with someone they just met. (Burning Man and Electric Forest-goers are most likely to go down.)  

The lesson? Along with a water bottle, your best booty shorts, and a tent if you're camping out, don’t forget the condoms—and lots (lots) of sanitary wipes.

WHICH FESTIVAL OFFERS THE MOST POTENTIAL ACTION?

Oh...and by the way, if you’re wondering which festival ticket is most likely to get you laid, it’s Electric Forest, that paragon of tents and tents-n-bass. Bonnaroo, um, comes in, er, hot on its heels. Coming in last is the iHeartRadio Music Festival, probably because knockin’ boots in an arena is likely to get you ejected. From the venue. 

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