Forget the roses or the romantic dinner, for the seventh year in a row, New York's Bronx Zoo wants you to name a cockroach after someone this Valentine's Day.
For a $10 donation, the zoo will send an email to the recipient letting them know there's now a Madagascar hissing cockroach named in their honor.
All proceeds go to the Wildlife Conversation Society and for a larger donation, the Bronx Zoo will toss in a box of chocolates or a roach stuff animal.
That's right...if you really don't care if you EVER have sex with her ever again...get her THIS!