So, this woman wakes up one night to the sound of breaking glass. She looks out the window and is shocked to see three men breaking into her garage. Quietly, she calls 911.
"911, what's your emergency?"
"Some men are breaking into my shed."
"Alright, sit tight. No officers are available now, but we'll send someone as soon as we can" the operator says and hangs up. The woman watches helplessly as the men rummage about her garage, piling up all her valuables to carry off. Suddenly, she gets an idea. She picks up the phone and calls 911 again.
"911, what's your emergency?"
"Hello, yes, I called earlier about some men breaking into my garage?"
"Ma'am, I already told you. Nobody's available right now but if..."
"Oh, it's okay. You don't have to send anyone. I shot them all."
Within five minutes, four police cars, a paddy wagon, a helicopter, and a SWAT van all close in on the area, catching the bandits red-handed. The Chief of Police arrives to take the report from the woman, and as he's walking away, he turns and comments
"One more thing. I thought you said you shot the men?"
"Yeah," she responds, "Well I thought you said there were no officers right now."