(Thanks to Bruce in Davenport for this joke) So a man was driving down a suburban road, going 10 miles over the speed limit. Next thing he knows, there's the flashing lights behind him and hes being pulled over. The officer is young, and he's only been on the job for a couple months, so he is very nervous. He approaches the vehicle, and begins the usual interrogation. "Sir, did you know how fast you were going back there?" "Yes, I did, I got places to be!" The man replies. The Officer is a little taken aback, but not surprised. He was trained on how to deal with this. "What do you have planned sir? It can't be more important than breaking the law." The man ponders that, and than replies "I got to bury the body I got in my trunk." This is a surprise, but he keeps calm. "How did the person in your trunk die sir?" "I shot him. With the gun I got in the glove compartment." The officer is now shocked, and scared. He tells the man to stay put, and calls for backup. Another police car shows up, with a more seasoned officer. He handcuffs the man, and begins to search the car. First he checks the glove compartment, and finds nothing. Than, he moves on to the trunk, and finds no trace of a body. The seasoned officer is annoyed with the new officer, and apologizes to the man. "I am sorry that you had to undergo this harassment, sir, I had no idea that officer would deceive me like this." The man replies. "It's all good officer. That kid was so crazy, I bet he told you I was speeding too!"
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