Stupid Criminals

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Stupid Criminal Files

Woman Blames Windy Day On Cocaine Found In Purse: A Florida woman has claimed “windy day” is the reason cops found cocaine in her purse. Kennecia Posey was originally stopped by police when her car was spotted swerving. Police searched the car and found marijuana and cocaine in a purse seated on her lap. “I don’t know anything about any cocaine,” Posey told cops according to the police report. “It’s a windy day. It must have flown through the window and into my purse.” She’s since been jailed on one count of cocaine possession and one count of marijuana possession.

Woman Seeks Job At Jail and Gets Arrested: Kristina Hoefs had applied for a job with the New Hampshire County jail, which eventually led to her arrest. Wokers noticed she was wanted on an outstanding charge in Maine for a theft-related offense and was taken into custody after review of her application. Doesn’t look like she’ll be getting the job.

Man Used “Movie Money” At Burlington Coat Factory: A man in Louisiana has been arrested for using fake Benjamins at Burlington Coat Factory. According to police, Jesse Galarza had used 100-dollar-bills labeled “for Movie Production Purposes” only. He’s been arrested on charges of monetary instrument abuse and theft and on an outstanding warrant for introduction of contraband into a penal institution and possession of synthetic cannabinoids.

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