Stupid Criminals - We've Got A Lot Of Them!

posted by Mark Manuel - 

Man Swings Anchor in Grilled Chicken Dispute- There is nothing scarier than a man who is angry about his poultry and has access to an anchor. A man was arrested for apparently swinging an anchor at just about anybody he saw on the beach. John Mathews was upset that another beachgoer ruined his chicken that he was grilling. That was all it took for Mathews to decide an anchor would be the best weapon to protect him and his chicken. When police arrive, Mathews broke down into tears and told authorities that he didn't do anything wrong. He was arrested on a disorderly intoxication charge.

Woman Stabs Man After He Drops His Chihuahua- You should never underestimate people's passion toward dogs.  A guy in San Diego was walking down the street holding his pet Chihuahua and he accidentally dropped the dog. It yelped in pain when it hit the ground. Well, a 35-year-old woman saw the whole thing go down from her apartment and jumped into action. She grabbed a knife, ran down to the street,  and stabbed the guy in the thigh. The stab wound wasn't too bad, so the guy turned down medical attention and as far as we know, the Chihuahua is okay too.

Man Arrested By Police for Impersonating The Police- They say that it's never too late to be what you should have been. Unless what you should have been was a law enforcement officer and you're over the age of 40. It seems that a 42-year-old man working as a security guard decided he needed to stop a driver. Since he was driving a security truck and it was equipped with a blue and white light, he went into action.  Once he caught up with the driver he realized this was probably not a good idea. The guy he pulled over was an undercover cop. He was arrested for impersonating a police officer and had a suspended license to boot.  He reportedly claimed that he only wanted the car to stop so he could ask the driver what he was doing driving in that particular part of town.

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