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Weirdo Sniffs And Tastes Woman’s Hair In Elevator: A creep from Taiwan has been arrested after being caught on camera sniffing and licking a woman’s hair. Apparently, he told her she had a spider on her head at the time as an excuse to creep on her hair. What’s worse, he reportedly did the same thing to another poor woman earlier that same day.

McDonald’s Employee Assaults Manager With Bacon: A McDonald’s employee in Bluffton, South Carolina has been charged after she reportedly assaulted her manager with bacon. According to police, it all started when the manager asked a cook to stop eating bacon on the job. She told her supervisor when the cook wouldn’t stop eating the bacon, which caused the enraged employee to back the manager into a corner and hit her in the face with “hot crispy bacon.” I wish someone would assault ME with bacon...

Woman Takes Bag Of Meth To Doctor For Testing: A 73-year-old woman is serving time in county jail after bringing a plastic bag full of meth to her doctor’s office to be tested. Apparently, she was “scared” that smoking the drug might be harming her, so she wanted the doctor to test it as well as “check her well-being.” Her arrest report says that she claimed to have been using the drug for about a month, and she appeared to be under the influence of meth when she was arrested.

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